If “falling asleep while snuggling with your children” was a superpower, I would have my own comic series by now.
If “staying up until 3 in the morning after waking up at midnight in your child’s bed” was a skill, people would come from all over the world to study at my feet.
If “what the hell was I thinking????” ever needs a poster child, I am available later this morning for a photo shoot.
(posted at 3:15 am on Sunday)