Before 8 am this morning:
- Squeektar climbed onto the picture window where the hoya plant lives, abused the said plant, and smashed a glass candle holder to pieces
- DemonChild, under pretext of washing hands, ate a bunch of soap and got the whole counter in the bathroom downstairs covered in water
- They got yelled at (aka Mommy went nuclear)
- They got a long time-out in their bedroom while I spent an hour cleaning up the mess
- New hard-ass rules are now in effect
It is 9 am on a Saturday, and I am ready to go back to work. Lovely start to the weekend, don’t you think?