I am so blogging this…

BelovedSpouse: (sends me an article about getting kids to go to sleep earlier)
Me: go for it. I think it’s BS, but that’s just me
BelovedSpouse: The key is step 4 and 5.

Step 1. read a story
Step 2. sing a song
Step 3. back rub in bed
Step 4. double shot of vodka
Step 5. duct tape child to bed

Me: I just think DemonChild would stand there and scream his lungs out….
BelovedSpouse: Don’t you mean standing there screaming his lungs out drunk off his ass with a toddler bed duct taped to him?
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