|BelovedSpouse:||(sends me an article about getting kids to go to sleep earlier)|
|Me:||go for it. I think it’s BS, but that’s just me|
|BelovedSpouse:||The key is step 4 and 5.
Step 1. read a story
|Me:||I just think DemonChild would stand there and scream his lungs outâ€¦.|
|BelovedSpouse:||Donâ€™t you mean standing there screaming his lungs out drunk off his ass with a toddler bed duct taped to him?|